Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Can you learn anything from Cheating?

I'm happy you asked. In my former SOB days, I cheated for many reasons and some had some very good lessons. The first lesson I learned from the young red-haired stripper (Flame), do not believe what you hear, ask for ID. (Turned out she was only 16). The second lesson, never tell the woman your cheating with, that your leaving her for someone hotter, and then not park your clic car in a protected area (10 new pickaxes stuck in my clic Cutl the next day). The most valuable lesson, never allow the woman your cheating with to take pictures of you, because when it goes bad and you leave; you will find the pictures posted all over town, the picture of when it was really cold and you just stepped out of the shower and your little,,,,well you get the picture.

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